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урок математики дорофеев 1 класс тема: столько же и ещё
#31
(09-14-2014, 10:11 PM)The Robot Lord of Tokyo Wrote: My Russian is a bit rusty but essentially the poster said that she's former KGB and that no antivirus will save us from a proposed cyber attack from her motherland. The cyber attack will impact and disable the listed antivirus programs and allow a coordinated strike to get our personal information and use it to create great instability to our country's financial market. The reason she is warning us is because she's come to love our culture and what it has to offer. She said that she loves our innovations of acid washed Levi jeans and loves this new band called Nirvana and hopes they'll tour Russia some day.
She chose us to warn our government because her uncle Yakhov always used to exclaim "What a country!" and sought similar minded patriots. Now.....I think where she got confused is that she searched the internet for the word "country" but misspelled it "cuntry". And if you search the internet for the word "cunt" you'll find we're the number one site that comes up due our usage of the word.
Guys. This sounds serious. What do we do with this info?
Huh, didn't realize you had a commie in your ranks to conveniently "translate". What kind of board you runnin' here anyway frog?
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#32
(09-14-2014, 10:44 PM)PeterSparker Wrote: Huh, didn't realize you had a commie in your ranks to conveniently "translate". What kind of board you runnin' here anyway frog?
Commie? Oh no. I'm no Commie, comrades. I'm just your traditional American who loves potatoes and vodka......sometimes both at the same time!
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#33
Fuck yeah I want some of that ass.
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#34
Doestoevsky!
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#35
Так говорила в июле 1805 года известная Анна Павловна Шерер, фрейлина и приближенная императрицы Марии Феодоровны, встречая важного и чиновного князя Василия, первого приехавшего на ее вечер. Анна Павловна кашляла несколько дней, у нее был грипп, как она говорила (грипп был тогда новое слово, употреблявшееся только редкими). В записочках, разосланных утром с красным лакеем, было написано без различия во всех
-- Leo Tolstoy
Signatures. How quaint.
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#36
This happened because of the Rasputin shit thing, right?
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#37
(09-14-2014, 10:11 PM)The Robot Lord of Tokyo Wrote: My Russian is a bit rusty but essentially the poster said that she's former KGB and that no antivirus will save us from a proposed cyber attack from her motherland. The cyber attack will impact and disable the listed antivirus programs and allow a coordinated strike to get our personal information and use it to create great instability to our country's financial market. The reason she is warning us is because she's come to love our culture and what it has to offer. She said that she loves our innovations of acid washed Levi jeans and loves this new band called Nirvana and hopes they'll tour Russia some day.
She chose us to warn our government because her uncle Yakhov always used to exclaim "What a country!" and sought similar minded patriots. Now.....I think where she got confused is that she searched the internet for the word "country" but misspelled it "cuntry". And if you search the internet for the word "cunt" you'll find we're the number one site that comes up due our usage of the word.
Guys. This sounds serious. What do we do with this info?

I think she came here because we are the center of US culture.

Also, this sounds a lot like the plot of 'Shadow Recruit', which was terrible.
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#38
I for one, welcome our Russian overlords.
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#39
Did pakthomas reregister?
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#40
(09-14-2014, 10:42 PM)Flonk Wrote: She needs a bumper for her Yugo.

*E-Drive perks to life on new Board*

HeyBaby
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