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The Celebrity Death Megathread
#21
I Heart Matt Jay.
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#22
(09-05-2014, 01:08 PM)Matt Jay Wrote: Joan Rivers was fine by me. Good people. And she looked good for a tupperware dish. I would probably not have had sex with her though, but that's because of her personality. I just think she would have been all bossy and mean about it. I'm not into that kind of thing.
(09-05-2014, 01:08 PM)Matt Jay Wrote: Shit Joan says when I have tearful sex with her in my head:

"Oh, god are you even trying? Put some passion into it! Abe Vigoda could do a better job and I think he's dead!"

"Oh you're on your back again? We're doing this again for real? You spend more time on your back than Liza Minneli at a pill party!"

The first is a pure Jason California post. The second is pure Fake Larry King.
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#23
(09-05-2014, 12:51 PM)BLANDY Wrote: I mean, if no one brings up the sundress at my funeral or reception, that just means no one there knows me.

I'm gonna outlive you just so I can do this.

Plans, man. Gotta have 'em.

(09-05-2014, 01:08 PM)Matt Jay Wrote: Joan Rivers was fine by me. Good people. And she looked good for a tupperware dish. I would probably not have had sex with her though, but that's because of her personality. I just think she would have been all bossy and mean about it. I'm not into that kind of thing.

Shit Joan says when I have tearful sex with her in my head:

"Oh, god are you even trying? Put some passion into it! Abe Vigoda could do a better job and I think he's dead!"

"Oh you're on your back again? We're doing this again for real? You spend more time on your back than Liza Minneli at a pill party!"

Bwa-ha-ha!!!
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#24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idqxslV4w-c
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#25
(09-04-2014, 09:01 PM)HOOKS Wrote: Rivers was wearing a Jew skin mask made of various plastics. Least she's recyclable.

I hear the EPA won't let her be buried in 15 states.
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#26
(09-05-2014, 06:38 PM)BLANDY Wrote: Can't be cremated, either, because of the fumes.

That never stopped the Nazis.
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#27
(09-05-2014, 02:51 PM)Nat Purcell Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idqxslV4w-c

For No One was rather prophetic.
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#28
And even though Ringo is older, you know if he outlives McCartney, The Beatles are going back on tour.
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#29
Lennon even died better than McCartney.
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#30
I wonder if Howard Stern is less than human for starting Joan's eulogy with a joke about her vagina?
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