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The WTF Florida Thread Has Lost Its Innocence
#21
In my FL hometown at fair-type events, they take bets on where a chicken will shit and the winner gets a rifle.
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#22
(10-07-2014, 10:03 PM)Kurt Russell Crowe Wrote: In my FL hometown at fair-type events, they take bets on where a chicken will shit and the winner gets a rifle.

I would go to that. Rifles are expensive.
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(10-07-2014, 10:03 PM)Kurt Russell Crowe Wrote: In my FL hometown at fair-type events, they take bets on where a chicken will shit and the winner gets a rifle.

LOL At my high school we had the Cow Plop contest during half-time of the last home football game of the year. For $10 a ticket you could pick a section of the football field and if the cow shit on your square you won like a grand or something. This was in a major city and definitely NOT in Florida.
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When I went to a County Fair in Florida there was a guy wearing a shirt that said "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!"
(01-04-2016, 03:16 PM)Adrian B AWESOME Wrote: Magic Mike is actually pretty good! I thought, anyway.
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#25
Florida Man Kills Self While Threatening to Shoot Wife's Dog
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(11-27-2014, 07:03 PM)HOOKS Wrote: Florida Man Kills Self While Threatening to Shoot Wife's Dog

Quote:"It's a shame. It's a damn shame. I never figured him to be irresponsible with a handgun," next door neighbor Dallas Collins said.

Undecided

Quote:Collins says Emery's wife owned 13 border collies. He says the dogs' barking was a constant problem between the couple.

Unless they're on some ginormous property with a maintained kennel, how the fuck is that okay?
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(11-27-2014, 07:03 PM)HOOKS Wrote: Florida Man Kills Self While Threatening to Shoot Wife's Dog

He will be missed.
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(11-27-2014, 09:25 PM)Thudpucker Wrote: He will be missed.

Not by the dog.
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#29
Convicted sexual predator wins $3 million lottery check
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(12-11-2014, 09:25 AM)Ryudo Wrote: Convicted sexual predator wins $3 million lottery check
Oh good! Now he has enough money to fly to Thailand anytime he wants to have sex with a twelve year old!
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